IM Truth or Dare
Aug. 5th, 2003 08:55 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jianantonicLast night I was bored as bored can be, and sick on top of that. I IMed a bunch of people trying to find humor, and ended up succeeding royally. To those of you that I spoke to yesterday, thank you, you cheered me up and made me laugh. But most of all, Paul Bloomer, the coolest boy in the world, would have made me shit myself if I was any bit incontinent (so it's a good thing I wasn't).
I told Paul I was bored, so he goes: Truth or Dare? I was like, wow, haven't played that game in a long time. But it ended up being really fun.
Truth: If you HAD to, who would you have sex with: Michael Jackson or Hulk Hogan? (He picked Hogan because he said it would probably kill him and then he wouldn't have to live with it.)
Dare: IM a random person on your buddy list and say "I am Batman!" then don't talk to them anymore.
and my favorite...
(I dared Paul to do this) Dare: Put the word "sphincter" anywhere in your profile in at least 10 point font.
This could have gone many directions.
I expected him just to put "sphincter" at the very bottom of the profile all by itself.
Jer said that he should have written "Meg is a sphincter." Yeah, that'd be a good way to do it, too.
But Paul topped us both.
He had this thing about playing paintball in his profile, where he was inviting people to go play, and at the end of his long paintball schpeel he says "Let's go everyone!"
Now it reads "Let's go sphincter everyone!"
Oh, the implications.
I had fun, then I woke up in the middle of the night cause I felt so nasty, so Jer went to Walmart and got me like ten different kinds of medicine and now I'm on my way to work.
Peace.
I told Paul I was bored, so he goes: Truth or Dare? I was like, wow, haven't played that game in a long time. But it ended up being really fun.
Truth: If you HAD to, who would you have sex with: Michael Jackson or Hulk Hogan? (He picked Hogan because he said it would probably kill him and then he wouldn't have to live with it.)
Dare: IM a random person on your buddy list and say "I am Batman!" then don't talk to them anymore.
and my favorite...
(I dared Paul to do this) Dare: Put the word "sphincter" anywhere in your profile in at least 10 point font.
This could have gone many directions.
I expected him just to put "sphincter" at the very bottom of the profile all by itself.
Jer said that he should have written "Meg is a sphincter." Yeah, that'd be a good way to do it, too.
But Paul topped us both.
He had this thing about playing paintball in his profile, where he was inviting people to go play, and at the end of his long paintball schpeel he says "Let's go everyone!"
Now it reads "Let's go sphincter everyone!"
Oh, the implications.
I had fun, then I woke up in the middle of the night cause I felt so nasty, so Jer went to Walmart and got me like ten different kinds of medicine and now I'm on my way to work.
Peace.
