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I am a clutz. I burned myself twice today. First I slipped while buffing a ring and buffed my index finger instead. I held it in the ultrasonic for a long time, but I still have a shiny black spot. Then just now I wasn't paying attention and literally just held my arm over a candle. Me and my doofus self. It's been one of those days. But I am happy now because I just heard Jeremy come home I think...:)

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OK, so it wasn't the door, but it was this:
Meg: Did I just hear the door?
Andy: Actually, what you heard was testicles.
Zsa-Zsa: I think that was me burping.

I love my roommates.