Dickface

[jianantonic]

That's right, Dickface. Matt and I did an all-day show at Massanutten today. It was a huge craft fair. Thanks to all the none of you who came and relieved my boredom. But one thing did make me laugh. We're talking fall-off-the-seat, nearly-soil-yourself laughter. There were these face painters...and you know little girls love that shit...so all the little girls were running around with crap on their cheeks. Then I saw this one girl...and she had a rainbow, painted on a cloud. Well, the cloud was right at the edge of her mouth. Picture a mushroom-shaped cloud. Now picture a thick tube extending from said cloud. DICK. Little girls were running around all over the place with phalices aimed straight for their mouths. Matt agreed - I wasn't just stretching it to be dirty - they had DICKS ON THEIR FACES. Actually, Matt's exact words were, "Holy shit, is that a twig and berries on that girl's face?! Oh my god it most certainly is!" So that was fun. Anyway I'm off to have dinner with Eric and Colleen, and Jer, if he ever gets off work :-/
Peace!