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[jianantonic]

To kill some time, I took the latest pics off my digital camera and put them on my computer. None of the house yet because - guess what?! - I was procrastinating this simple task. But here are some pictures with my comments, just because...





I took this picture of myself because I was having a good hair day and wanted to capture it on film. Memory card. Whatever. Anyway, the hair doesn't really stand out in this pic - but apparently my right eye doesn't open as wide as my left eye? Ever since this picture, I've been really hyperaware of this every time I look in the mirror. Sure enough, it's not just the picture. Lefty is bigger. And I'm bad at applying eyeliner. But I already knew that.



Here's Danny, playing with a balloon and contemplating world domination. (Side note: check out his bling.)



I am not kidding. Danny will totally dominate you with that balloon. And Ben will sit like a girl.



But that's okay; he gets away with it because look how cute he is! And rumor has it, he has a huge wang.



Ahren really wants someone to play viscious with him. You can't tell from this picture, because it's not a video, but he was shaking that card like a madman trying to get Kmart's attention.



When no one would play with him, he ended up taking his beer and drinking in the corner alone. Also, I learned on this photo shoot that the only way not to get a goofy picture of Ahren's face is not to take a picture of Ahren's face. So you won't be seeing Ahren's face.



This cat kept coming around to hang out. It had a mangled ear, but it was a really sweet cat. Kmart and Ahren wanted to take it home with them, but I'm pretty sure it belongs to my neighbor, so I wouldn't let them. They were sad.



Kmart would like all the ladies to know that he is a sensitive man who loves animals. Seriously, he is...who knew?



Here's another picture I took of myself against the brick fireplace in my house. This picture really gives me vertigo. Also, I'm pretty sure it's just the angle that makes my head look so huge. (Is that muscle definition on my shoulder? Can't be.)



Peace.

Comments

[oobermeister.livejournal.com]

wow i have a really hairy leg

[jianantonic.livejournal.com]

Just the one.

[jianantonic.livejournal.com]

An old friend once told me that pictures from that angle are sexy by default because that's the same angle a person would see you at if you were on your knees in front of them. And it only looks like I'm making fuck me eyes because one of my eyes is bigger! ;)

[flamingophoenix.livejournal.com]

Models and other famous sexy people have highly symmetric features. I saw an analysis of Denzel Washington's face once, with little bars all across measuring distances and things. It's pretty fascinating.

And picture #1 is pretty sexy. I hadn't thought about the "on the knees" aspect, though. Who knew?