Stupid Jokes I Love:)

[jianantonic]

Because I figured it might cheer me up, and I'd like to have these all in once place so I don't forget them all the time.



What was E.T. short for?

So he could fit in his spaceship!

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

What do you call cheese that you don't own?

Nacho cheese!

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

Where did the general put his armies?

In his sleevies

What do gay horses eat?

Ha-ay

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle



Okay, if any of you, particularly any of you who hung out with me in 12th grade, can think of some that I left out, just put 'em in the comments.

Peace.

Comments

[hope-persists.livejournal.com]

here's a disgusting one:

what's so fun about having sex with twenty nine year olds?


there's twenty of them.

[jianantonic.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, yeah, I love that one. The theme here, though, is innocent hilarity...;)

[bigonbnl.livejournal.com]

What did the goldfish say when he ran into the concrete wall?


Dam.

straight from3rd grade to you!

[robinhoodvandal.livejournal.com]

Wanna hear a clean joke?
Jimmy took a bath with bubbles.


Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Bubbles was a girl!!!! ewwwwwwww!!!!!!

[flamingophoenix.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, I'd never heard the fo'drizzle one. That's great.