The Shit and Run
Aug. 28th, 2006 11:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jianantonicDon't you hate it when this happens to you?
I walked into an empty ladies' room at work and was hit by the overwhelming stench of a recently-flushed megaturd. Blech. I did what I came to do, tried to be quick about it so as to escape the overwhelming nastiness ASAP, washed my hands and left. Just as I was leaving, another girl from the building went into the bathroom. Great, now she thinks I'm the one who set off the stink bomb.
Oh well. It's not like I've ever socialized with any of the girls in this building. They can think I'm a stinky ho if they want to, I guess. It wouldn't change anything. Still, this time, I didn't do it.
Peace.
I walked into an empty ladies' room at work and was hit by the overwhelming stench of a recently-flushed megaturd. Blech. I did what I came to do, tried to be quick about it so as to escape the overwhelming nastiness ASAP, washed my hands and left. Just as I was leaving, another girl from the building went into the bathroom. Great, now she thinks I'm the one who set off the stink bomb.
Oh well. It's not like I've ever socialized with any of the girls in this building. They can think I'm a stinky ho if they want to, I guess. It wouldn't change anything. Still, this time, I didn't do it.
Peace.
