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Sep. 7th, 2006 04:53 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jianantonicFOR CLARIFICATION, JESUS.
I don't use facebook or myspace or even LJ for "networking" purposes. I use them because I'm an exhibitionist and I like the idea that people read about me. And I like to write. And make jokes. Anyone who reads this LJ knows I make lots of jokes. So for the love of all that is holy and pure, motherfuckers, TAKE A FUCKING JOKE.
My facebook boyfriend is just my facebook boyfriend. Not a real boyfriend. In fact, he's single and wonderful and all you single ladies should want him, because he'd be a GREAT boyfriend. And I'd even un-relationship him on facebook if it made you uncomfortable.
BUT MY GOD, I am not flaunting my new "relationship" in front of my estranged husband out of spite or selfishness or self-absorbedness or whatever. I only mentioned it on here in the first place to be extraspecialsure that you'd understand it's a joke.
90% of the "relationships" on facebook are jokes anyway. Lighten up, assholes*.
*you know who you are.
I don't use facebook or myspace or even LJ for "networking" purposes. I use them because I'm an exhibitionist and I like the idea that people read about me. And I like to write. And make jokes. Anyone who reads this LJ knows I make lots of jokes. So for the love of all that is holy and pure, motherfuckers, TAKE A FUCKING JOKE.
My facebook boyfriend is just my facebook boyfriend. Not a real boyfriend. In fact, he's single and wonderful and all you single ladies should want him, because he'd be a GREAT boyfriend. And I'd even un-relationship him on facebook if it made you uncomfortable.
BUT MY GOD, I am not flaunting my new "relationship" in front of my estranged husband out of spite or selfishness or self-absorbedness or whatever. I only mentioned it on here in the first place to be extraspecialsure that you'd understand it's a joke.
90% of the "relationships" on facebook are jokes anyway. Lighten up, assholes*.
*you know who you are.
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Date: 2006-09-08 02:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-09-08 02:41 am (UTC)Facebook/etc is such bs anyway.
Now I have to go see what the froufrah is all about...
wha???
Date: 2006-09-08 05:10 am (UTC)*grin*