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[jianantonic]

I don't really "do" Christmas, but my family does, so I need gifts for them all. I've got something for everyone, but I need to get a little something more for one of my brothers.

Me: What would you want for Christmas if you were a 35-year-old single dude?
Nate: Porn.
Me: From your little sister?
Nate: Definitely porn.
Me: I'm not getting him porn.
Nate: How about a plant? Plants are good gifts.
Me: I don't think he'd want a plant.
Nate: Not even weed?

...

Peace.

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[flamingophoenix.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, Nate.

But plants make great gifts! Couldn't speak to the weed, though...