because i'm bored

[jianantonic]

If I were a month I would be: November (because it's such a refreshing month and you get to spend time at school and at home)
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 3o'clock
If I were a planet I would be: Uranus! hehe nah probably Neptune
If I were a sea animal I would be: a dolphin
If I were a direction I would be: South
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: One of those circular couches
If I were a liquid I would be: Water in a river
If I were a stone, I would be: Hematite
If I were a tree, I would be: Redwood
If I were a bird, I would be: an Eagle
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: mountain laurel
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a light summer breeze
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a 12-string guitar
If I were an animal, I would be: a kitten
If I were a color, I would be: deep purple
If I were an emotion, I would be: giddy excitement
If I were a vegetable, I would be: pepper
If I were a sound, I would be: Julie Murphy-Wells' voice
If I were an element, I would be: Silver
If I were a car, I would be: an audi tt
If I were a song, I would be: Blowin' in the Wind by Bob Dylan
If I were a book, I would be written by: Joseph Heller
If I were a food, I would be: Vegetarian Chicken Patties!
If I were a place, I would be: The Blue Ridge Mountains in the Shenandoah National Park
If I were a material, I would be: Satin
If I were a taste, I would be: picante
If I were a scent, I would be: crisp mountain air
If I were a religion, I would be: Buddhism
If I were a body part I would be: Eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be: Overjoyed
If I were a subject in school I would be: Philosophy
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Lisa Simpson
If I were a shape I would be: an ellipse
If I were a number I would be: seventeen