Office Babble
Feb. 7th, 2007 10:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
jianantonicA coworker of mine, Nate, is on a diet now. He doesn't want to be, but his new wife is forcing him. So when I walked by his office and saw a bag of Fritos, I asked him if his wife knows about that, or if it's contraband that needs to be confiscated.
Nate: What she doesn't know won't hurt her.
Meg: I think I should give her a call.
Nate: No! These are HEALTHY! You find them all over Mexico!
Meg: You know what else you find all over Mexico? Traveler's diarrhea.
Vic: There's the answer to your weight loss problems.
Yesterday was my first anniversary of employment here and they wanted to buy me a cake. I nixed that idea to keep with my own diet...
Nate: Since you don't eat cake, what can we get you to celebrate your anniversary?
Meg: Diamonds.
Nate: How about a veggie tray?
Meg: With the really good hummus?
Nate: I'll see if it's in the budget.
Awesome.
Nate: What she doesn't know won't hurt her.
Meg: I think I should give her a call.
Nate: No! These are HEALTHY! You find them all over Mexico!
Meg: You know what else you find all over Mexico? Traveler's diarrhea.
Vic: There's the answer to your weight loss problems.
Yesterday was my first anniversary of employment here and they wanted to buy me a cake. I nixed that idea to keep with my own diet...
Nate: Since you don't eat cake, what can we get you to celebrate your anniversary?
Meg: Diamonds.
Nate: How about a veggie tray?
Meg: With the really good hummus?
Nate: I'll see if it's in the budget.
Awesome.
