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[jianantonic]

I left the house at 8:30 for the gym and grocery store this morning, but made it about 20 feet out of the parking lot before I realized two things: I forgot to eat breakfast and I was probably going to shit myself if I didn't make it to a toilet in less than 5 seconds. It took longer than 5 seconds to get back to my place, but I did make it before soiling myself, and I took some time to have breakfast before setting out again. I got to the gym at 9:05, only to realize it wouldn't be open until 10. I always do this, and I never remember. So I did my grocery shopping first at Kmart, then went over to the gym at 10. I had a pretty good workout, but I only did 15 minutes of cardio. I was feeling a little sore and I was eager to get back home, since Ahren's leaving tonight for the rest of the month. We're playing some bridge now on BBO while I consider the possibility of a shower. Eventually I plan to update about the EFO show on Thursday...maybe later tonight.

I am not looking forward to Ahren's travels. I will miss my bridge partner. I've gotten quite used to having him around here. Oh well. I'm quite busy and he'll be back before too much longer...only to leave again in another week for nationals. Meh. I can handle it.

Peace.

Comments

[oobermeister.livejournal.com]

indeed shitting is a spinal reflex, so the presence of a massive turd in your butt causes you to commence defecation automatically. however, there are also voluntary muscles in your butt that you learned to control during potty training that you must make the decision to relax in order for you to pinch off an actual loaf. so even though your involuntary muscles are trying to shit yourself, your voluntary muscles will prevent that, so pooping your pants is therefore highly unlikely.

[jianantonic.livejournal.com]

But it does happen. My brother tells a lovely story of the time he shit himself on a two hour train ride.

[oobermeister.livejournal.com]

well, bear in mind that he was sitting, and you were standing. remember, sitting is a more ideal position for relaxation than standing, but not as ideal as squatting, which, according to nature's platform, is the natural position.

a 2 hour train ride? he must have had to shit really bad. did he have diarrhea? i highly doubt he could have passed a formed turd that easily.

but i guess that's why that astronaut lady wore diapers. but then again she had to drive for 9 hours nonstop.