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[jianantonic]

fill it out before reading what the test says about you

1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?
Emily G.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
Deer. Also lots of squirrels, but there's nothing remarkable about seeing squirrels in the woods, so it's one of those things you hardly notice.

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
Emily and I (she's still with me, right?) pause and shut up so as not to frighten the deer. It's paralyzed in fear, so we just move along slowly to show it that we're not a threat. It eventually runs away.

4.You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. What is it like?
Colonial style brick and majestic. Swimming pool, fountain, big wrap around porch, and all the trappings of wealth.

5.Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
nah, just woods.

6.You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on AND around it?
It's pretty empty, but set up like a table in a conference room, with a pitcher of ice water and some glasses at the center on a simple placemat. The chairs around the table are tall, dark cherry dining chairs, and there is matching furniture in the room like a china cabinet and buffet.

7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup made of?
plastic

8.What do you do with the cup?
leave it there. It's not mine to mess with.

9.You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What type of body of water is it?
river. Of course my dream house sits on a river.

10. How will you cross the water?
Just plow right through like I always do.


What the answers mean:

1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

4.The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

5.NO fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.

6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
(um, I disagree. If I'm walking through a house that isn't mine, it sure as fuck better not be occupied. I thought about flowers, but the conference room setup seemed more appropriate. Whatever;) )
7. the durabililty of the material that the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person you named in ..1.

8.Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude toward person in ..1.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

10. How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.

Comments

[hope-persists.livejournal.com]

fascinating. i did it, too, and the answers creeped me out. (and are not at all shareable on lj). lol.

[medusa-stare.livejournal.com]

I kind of like this one, but I think all the house answers are skewed by the fact that it isn't really my house. Like, of course there's no food on the table - there's nobody home. The body of water one, though, is hilariously accurate on my end.

[jianantonic.livejournal.com]

Right, that's how I felt about the house, because in reality I'd be pretty uncomfortable about going into a house that isn't mine...

[medusa-stare.livejournal.com]

Yeah. If the question had said "and before you is your house, I imagine my answers would have been a tiny bit different. Like, there might have been people in the house, or I might have kept the cup since it would have been mine. We're probably reading way too much into this.