The bourbon here is really strong
Nov. 7th, 2007 11:12 pmI don't know what the deal is, but I've had like half a drink and I am wasted. I'm feeling really great, even though it took me six tries to type the word "feeling." Maybe I should do a drunk post without using the backspace key just to see what happens. I think I will tell this next story that way, just for shits and giggles.
So I'm swarearing (wearing) my Girlyman t-shirt tonight in honor of the concert I'm missing to tbe at athis fucking palcace, (place), and this guy comes iup to me is and is like "girlyman? waht are you rtring (trying) to say?"
and I'm all "it'sa a band I really love" and he goes "Oh iI thought you were some sort of dyke or somehting/"'
See - that's me typing while intoxicated. TWI. Heh.
Good story, though, right?
Bridge players annoy me.
Oh yeah for those who don't know - I'm at a tournament in Virginia Beach all week. They give me free alcohol. I work 18 hour days and then drown my sorrows in free booze. I've played in 4 sessions and won 3 of those, and have not failed to scratch in any. 11 points so far, but I think I'm done playing for now.
McKenzie has work in Oregon the entire month of January, except for the 10 days we'll be in Bermuda, so it looks like I'm going to Oregon for a month. And Bermuda. Rock out. And by rock out, I mean pass out. Bye dudes.
So I'm swarearing (wearing) my Girlyman t-shirt tonight in honor of the concert I'm missing to tbe at athis fucking palcace, (place), and this guy comes iup to me is and is like "girlyman? waht are you rtring (trying) to say?"
and I'm all "it'sa a band I really love" and he goes "Oh iI thought you were some sort of dyke or somehting/"'
See - that's me typing while intoxicated. TWI. Heh.
Good story, though, right?
Bridge players annoy me.
Oh yeah for those who don't know - I'm at a tournament in Virginia Beach all week. They give me free alcohol. I work 18 hour days and then drown my sorrows in free booze. I've played in 4 sessions and won 3 of those, and have not failed to scratch in any. 11 points so far, but I think I'm done playing for now.
McKenzie has work in Oregon the entire month of January, except for the 10 days we'll be in Bermuda, so it looks like I'm going to Oregon for a month. And Bermuda. Rock out. And by rock out, I mean pass out. Bye dudes.