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[jianantonic]

Why is it that every time a strange image of a man shows up somewhere, it's Jesus?  And why are all the female images Mary?  Couldn't they just be random ghosts?  Satan?  SMEARS OF GREASE?  

If Jesus can manifest himself as a smeared image of a crying holy man, why doesn't he go so far as to tell us why he's crying?

Hey assholes!  Stop killing each other and destroying your planet, you ungrateful bastards!  Stop using me as an excuse to persecute others!  Instead of spending ten hours a day praying, why not spend just ten minutes a day DOING SOMETHING TO MAKE THE WORLD BETTER?!  

That's what I'd be crying about, if I were a grease stain of Jesus.

Peace.

Comments

[theunveiling.livejournal.com]

Looks like Kenny Loggins to me....

[goob712.livejournal.com]

wow. your icon had an immediate effect on me. i am craving bastard coated bastards with bastard filling... if they taste like donuts.

oh, what I wouldn't give for a donut right now..........

[photomonk2.livejournal.com]

Looks like an angry unshaven George Clooney to me.

[capriciousbee.livejournal.com]

Definitley looks far more like an angry something...JESUS IS ANGRY!!!

[oobermeister.livejournal.com]

anything can look like jesus if you just use your imagination!

[stillbigonbnl.livejournal.com]

And this is why you get paid to write. I love this post!

[mlf003.livejournal.com]

Hilarious. I totally agree with your post.

On a lighter note, please refer to my userpic. You will note it is a BBQ chip in the shape of a rubber ducky. A friend of mine from college is CRAZY about all things duck and had this chip one day. After seeing it, she considered selling it on eBay (j/k), but decided to eat it instead.

[flamingophoenix.livejournal.com]

An official said as long as the image makes people feel good, that is all that matters, Local 6's Charnel Wright said.

Opiate of the masses FTW!