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jianantonicDo you drink [alcohol]?: only occasionally and never in excess
Do you party a lot? How often?: about as much as a ninety year old man (but a ninety year old man who has a lot of fun)
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: i only wish i had the guts;) but no, and i never will
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: i hope not as much as the average american
Do you skip classes? How often?: if i'm sick or trying to finish up an assignment, i have been known to miss class...
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: always protected, always with Jeremy
Do you steal?: only kisses
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: no...well sometimes i wear sweats to parties. does that count?
Do you drool over some celebrities?: i have been known in the past to do this...but now i am a grownup. i drool over things like chocolate.
Do you watch a lot of TV?: i try not to, but i have my guilty pleasures
Do you ever watch the News?: i read a lot of different periodicals
Do you even care about world issues?: do i EVEN care? yes i even care, I care quite a bit
Do you read books often?: for class, yes, but that's about the extent of it.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: what an appropriate question. no.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: i wish! i have friends at work though
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: malls or 7-11s, interesting concept. no and no.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: not so much
Do you cuss a lot?: fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. no, never.
Are you desperate to fit in?: if i fit in here, it would mean i'd have to be a jesus freak (that knows nothing about jesus) and a republican. a resounding no.
Are you intelligent?: if i said "yes," that would automatically mean "no." that is not for me to decide.
{The Goth Stereotype}
Black lipstick?: no.
Black eyeliner?: no.
Black eyeshadow?: I can make this really easy. I don't wear any makeup, ever. except lip gloss. that's different.
Black trenchcoat?: no.
Black boots?: yes, they are my street corner boots and i love them
Black fishnets?: from time to time.
Black nail polish? no
Cigarettes?: I'm assuming the questions here are "do you use..." anyhow the answer is no.
Heavy metal music?: i did a lot in high school. now only on rare occasions.
Marilyn Manson?: back in the day...but not anymore
Kittie?: no
Cradle of Filth?: I'm starting to run into things i've never heard of
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: no no
How do you like to be seen as?: me. and the meg stereotype is the only one i want to fit
Are you an intellectual?: getting repetitive, are we?
An atheist?: on occasions, but usually not
Horrible home life?: no it's great
Hopelessly depressed?: depressed, but not hopelessly:)
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: yes, please have me committed now.
Self-mutilation?: no, too much of a wuss, and oh yeah, not interested.
{The Punk Stereotype}
Plaid?: yeah it's hot
Big black boots?: i thought this was goth? well yeah i do.
Mohawk?: no but i once knew a guy with one...
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: i have seven...is that excessive? six in the ears and one in the tongue
Loud, confident and opinionated?: yes, indeed i am. that's punk?
Wild hair colors?: my hair is black, which is normally a bit wild for a girl like me, but it's my natural color.
NOFX?: hmm?
Rancid?: no, i smell fine
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: the ones that matter, yes
Wanna be punk rawker?! not in the least
{The Jock Sterotype}
What's your IQ?: 175ish last time i checked.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: usually.
Play a lot of sports?: yes sir, now put on your helmets and slap my ass!
Talk a lot about sports?: jeremy doesn't like it so i'm trying to cut back...but i sure do.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: yes, like right now i am thinking of a ukelele.
Are you arrogant?: only inside my head, not out loud
Are you a male or female whore?: i am a female, i am not a whore.
Are you homophobic?: no, but i'm homophobophobic.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no, that just makes a person seem stupid
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: but really, no.
Boobs = yes?: does that mean i have boobs or i want boobs? whatever man, i dig tits alright.
Parties = yes?: seeing as how there's a party going on in the living room and i'm not out there, i'd have to say false.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: that was my lifelong dream as a kid, but i fucked it all up by going to college and graduating with honors!
{This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]}
Originality or Acceptance?: be original and hope for acceptance
Independence or Companionship?: i have a weak spot for companions:)
Stability or Freedom?: both
Personal or Interpersonal?: interpersonal.
Introvert or Extrovert?: extrovert
Popularity or Isolation?: i don't strive for either.
Unique or Loved?: these should go hand in hand, really
Understood or Individual?: individual...but hopefully someday i'll be understood
{The Girl Stereotype}
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: ha. no
Have you ever been on a diet?: not technically
How much did you lose?: this question does not apply
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: what? no.
Make yourself throw up?: that would be an eating disorder, wouldn't it?
Make-up?: negative
Low-cut tops?: ew, no.
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: yeah, like, totally! uh...this survey is pretty dumb. and yet i continue.
Giggle a lot?: not so much.
What's the deal with boys?: what's the deal with this survey?
Thongs?: hahaha butt floss. generally skanky and nonfun.
Pretty bras?: sports bras. they can be pretty.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: Time, Adbusters, Washington Post?
Who's the weaker sex?: chicks. definitely chicks.
Are you a feminist?: i'm an egalitarian.
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: not anymore.
How often do you shave your legs? not since last summer.
How about your armpits?: when they start to itch
Are you emotional?: yes i am.
Especially when on your period?: maybe I am. fuck you.
that was dumb but i was bored so there you have it. sorry it takes up so much space, i don't know how to do the link thingy.
Do you party a lot? How often?: about as much as a ninety year old man (but a ninety year old man who has a lot of fun)
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: i only wish i had the guts;) but no, and i never will
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: i hope not as much as the average american
Do you skip classes? How often?: if i'm sick or trying to finish up an assignment, i have been known to miss class...
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: always protected, always with Jeremy
Do you steal?: only kisses
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: no...well sometimes i wear sweats to parties. does that count?
Do you drool over some celebrities?: i have been known in the past to do this...but now i am a grownup. i drool over things like chocolate.
Do you watch a lot of TV?: i try not to, but i have my guilty pleasures
Do you ever watch the News?: i read a lot of different periodicals
Do you even care about world issues?: do i EVEN care? yes i even care, I care quite a bit
Do you read books often?: for class, yes, but that's about the extent of it.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: what an appropriate question. no.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: i wish! i have friends at work though
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: malls or 7-11s, interesting concept. no and no.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: not so much
Do you cuss a lot?: fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck. no, never.
Are you desperate to fit in?: if i fit in here, it would mean i'd have to be a jesus freak (that knows nothing about jesus) and a republican. a resounding no.
Are you intelligent?: if i said "yes," that would automatically mean "no." that is not for me to decide.
{The Goth Stereotype}
Black lipstick?: no.
Black eyeliner?: no.
Black eyeshadow?: I can make this really easy. I don't wear any makeup, ever. except lip gloss. that's different.
Black trenchcoat?: no.
Black boots?: yes, they are my street corner boots and i love them
Black fishnets?: from time to time.
Black nail polish? no
Cigarettes?: I'm assuming the questions here are "do you use..." anyhow the answer is no.
Heavy metal music?: i did a lot in high school. now only on rare occasions.
Marilyn Manson?: back in the day...but not anymore
Kittie?: no
Cradle of Filth?: I'm starting to run into things i've never heard of
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: no no
How do you like to be seen as?: me. and the meg stereotype is the only one i want to fit
Are you an intellectual?: getting repetitive, are we?
An atheist?: on occasions, but usually not
Horrible home life?: no it's great
Hopelessly depressed?: depressed, but not hopelessly:)
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: yes, please have me committed now.
Self-mutilation?: no, too much of a wuss, and oh yeah, not interested.
{The Punk Stereotype}
Plaid?: yeah it's hot
Big black boots?: i thought this was goth? well yeah i do.
Mohawk?: no but i once knew a guy with one...
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: i have seven...is that excessive? six in the ears and one in the tongue
Loud, confident and opinionated?: yes, indeed i am. that's punk?
Wild hair colors?: my hair is black, which is normally a bit wild for a girl like me, but it's my natural color.
NOFX?: hmm?
Rancid?: no, i smell fine
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: the ones that matter, yes
Wanna be punk rawker?! not in the least
{The Jock Sterotype}
What's your IQ?: 175ish last time i checked.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: usually.
Play a lot of sports?: yes sir, now put on your helmets and slap my ass!
Talk a lot about sports?: jeremy doesn't like it so i'm trying to cut back...but i sure do.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: yes, like right now i am thinking of a ukelele.
Are you arrogant?: only inside my head, not out loud
Are you a male or female whore?: i am a female, i am not a whore.
Are you homophobic?: no, but i'm homophobophobic.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no, that just makes a person seem stupid
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: but really, no.
Boobs = yes?: does that mean i have boobs or i want boobs? whatever man, i dig tits alright.
Parties = yes?: seeing as how there's a party going on in the living room and i'm not out there, i'd have to say false.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: that was my lifelong dream as a kid, but i fucked it all up by going to college and graduating with honors!
{This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]}
Originality or Acceptance?: be original and hope for acceptance
Independence or Companionship?: i have a weak spot for companions:)
Stability or Freedom?: both
Personal or Interpersonal?: interpersonal.
Introvert or Extrovert?: extrovert
Popularity or Isolation?: i don't strive for either.
Unique or Loved?: these should go hand in hand, really
Understood or Individual?: individual...but hopefully someday i'll be understood
{The Girl Stereotype}
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: ha. no
Have you ever been on a diet?: not technically
How much did you lose?: this question does not apply
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: what? no.
Make yourself throw up?: that would be an eating disorder, wouldn't it?
Make-up?: negative
Low-cut tops?: ew, no.
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: yeah, like, totally! uh...this survey is pretty dumb. and yet i continue.
Giggle a lot?: not so much.
What's the deal with boys?: what's the deal with this survey?
Thongs?: hahaha butt floss. generally skanky and nonfun.
Pretty bras?: sports bras. they can be pretty.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: Time, Adbusters, Washington Post?
Who's the weaker sex?: chicks. definitely chicks.
Are you a feminist?: i'm an egalitarian.
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: not anymore.
How often do you shave your legs? not since last summer.
How about your armpits?: when they start to itch
Are you emotional?: yes i am.
Especially when on your period?: maybe I am. fuck you.
that was dumb but i was bored so there you have it. sorry it takes up so much space, i don't know how to do the link thingy.
