A sample of conversations I've had recently with my mom

[jianantonic]

Mom:  What did you do with my keys?
Meg:  I put them right there!  Right in front of your face! 
Mom:  Oh.
Meg:  Jesus Christ.
Mom:  HEY.  I don't want to hear you say that unless you really mean it.
Meg:  Really mean it?
Mom:  Like you're praying.
Meg:  Jesus Christ, please don't let my mother be as nutty as she seems.


**knock on the door**
Mom:  Was that you?
Meg:  No, it's the front door.
(I'm seated, working in the living room at the back of the house.  I don't get up to get the door.  Mom walks past me on her way to get it.)
Mom:  Is someone at the door?
Meg:  Yes.
Mom:  Who is it?
Meg:  Seriously?
Mom:  Oh.

I worry about her sometimes.

Comments

[flamingophoenix.livejournal.com]

The first one is funny, the second one is a little scary. :-( Your mom's already seeing a doctor regularly, right?