Vegetarian Joy

Last night, Jeremy introduced to me the best invention ever in the history of mankind (I may revise this statement when, say, a cure for cancer becomes available...). First a little background. I became a vegetarian when I was 9, giving up all meat except for chicken. When I was 12, I gave up chicken, too, and became a strict vegetarian. For those of you thinking, "does she eat fish, though?" the answer is no. I'm a vegetarian. Vegetarians don't eat fish. People who call themselves vegetarians but do eat fist are fooling themselves, just like I wasn't really veg until giving up chicken. They are people who don't eat land animals. Anyway I really did miss the taste of chicken, but nothing could make me return to the ways of the carnivores. I have ample reasons to stick with herbivorism, including health, animal rights, environmental issues dealing with farms, etc...but I missed the *taste* of chicken. Problem solved! Last night, I had for the very first time, a fake chicken sandwich made from soy. Yes, sounds terrible...but it tasted just like chicken! At least, as well as I remember. Anyway it tastes great, it's totally healthy, and I will never ever second guess my choice to abstain from meat-eating. Yay! Camm, you've got to try this stuff. I had another one for lunch today, cause I don't know if I could go 12 hours without one (dinner was really late last night). Anyway it was the joy of my day, and I immediately invested in about 12 boxes of the stuff at Walmart this afternoon. Yummy:) The best part is, it says "VEGETARIAN SOY MEALS" or something like that really big on the package so my roommates will be all grossed out and won't steal it like they steal everything else I keep in there. Yay:) Anyway that's the big news today. Peace.

because i'm bored

If I were a month I would be: November (because it's such a refreshing month and you get to spend time at school and at home)
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: 3o'clock
If I were a planet I would be: Uranus! hehe nah probably Neptune
If I were a sea animal I would be: a dolphin
If I were a direction I would be: South
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: One of those circular couches
If I were a liquid I would be: Water in a river
If I were a stone, I would be: Hematite
If I were a tree, I would be: Redwood
If I were a bird, I would be: an Eagle
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: mountain laurel
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: a light summer breeze
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a 12-string guitar
If I were an animal, I would be: a kitten
If I were a color, I would be: deep purple
If I were an emotion, I would be: giddy excitement
If I were a vegetable, I would be: pepper
If I were a sound, I would be: Julie Murphy-Wells' voice
If I were an element, I would be: Silver
If I were a car, I would be: an audi tt
If I were a song, I would be: Blowin' in the Wind by Bob Dylan
If I were a book, I would be written by: Joseph Heller
If I were a food, I would be: Vegetarian Chicken Patties!
If I were a place, I would be: The Blue Ridge Mountains in the Shenandoah National Park
If I were a material, I would be: Satin
If I were a taste, I would be: picante
If I were a scent, I would be: crisp mountain air
If I were a religion, I would be: Buddhism
If I were a body part I would be: Eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be: Overjoyed
If I were a subject in school I would be: Philosophy
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Lisa Simpson
If I were a shape I would be: an ellipse
If I were a number I would be: seventeen