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You know how "they" say that if you have a chimp and a keyboard and an infinite amount of time, the chimp will eventually randomly peck out the complete works of Shakespeare? Well, if you fling enough chocolate around a room, or cook enough grilled cheese, or just fucking have your eyes open long enough, you're eventually going to see the Virgin Mary. http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/08/17/chocolate.mary.ap/index.html

Sheesh.

My house listing should be up on the web today. (But it's not there yet. I'll let you know.) I was over there all day yesterday working on it. It looks good.

Did you know that children scream all the time? Even when they're happy? Jesus.

I decided I am going to MD tonight. Yay, I guess.

Peace.

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Whoops. I just stunk up the whole office painting my nails, and they don't even look good. Dang. I had my nails professionally done two weeks ago, and I guess it's my vitamins or something, but they are growing too fast and I cannot afford to get them professionally redone every two weeks. I figured I'd touch them up, so I picked up some cute pink polish at CVS (not QVC) this morning. Well, even though it looks dark in the bottle, and even though I put on 5 coats - yes, that's onetwothreefourfive - it's still sheer and now I think it looks worse. Sigh. Maybe 5 more coats will fix it. If not, at least I'll be high enough from the fumes that I won't give a damn what I look like.

I've been running around the downtown mall and beyond all morning. Today is our interns' last day, and I'm throwing them a goodbye bash. Pizza from Christian's, cake from Albemarle Baking Co, gifts that Vic picked out from Tuel - I'm not taking responsibility for the silly engraving, but I think they'll like them and a good time will be had by all. Yay. Ew, I'm sweaty.

So I'm going to Hunt Valley after work today to bridge it up. I've got a partner lined up through bbo/a friend, so hopefully that pans out and we kick some I/N ass. I'm over 50 points now. The next milestone in sight for me is lifemaster (300 points, in an assortment of required categories). Actually, I should be able to top 300 in another year or so at my current (recently accellerated) pace, but getting the gold points will be tricky. I think I might have to hit up Jeremy F. for those. :)

Okay, time to pick up the pizzas.

Peace.

BY THE WAY

Um, the link I tried to post didn't work, but you can find my house listing by going here: www.cbfunkhouser.com and using MLS #: 56527

Yay!

It's up!